Now, I should hope no one's panicking about the epidemic illness and that unpleasant people-turning-into-stone business. The sickness--as varied as it is--is undoubtedly yet another curse, and it will resolve itself in time. I would recommend accepting the deities' cure only if you're prepared to experience a potentially unpleasant side-effect. ( Read more... )

Oh, God--it's like Transylvania!  No, worse--Transylvania on a massive scale!

Early sunset, inexplicable storms... I'm almost certain the moon will be full tonight!  Everyone who isn't affected must stay indoors and avoid all affected.  Not all of the monsters are evil, of course, but this curse certainly doesn't bode well.

I would also ask that any ( Read more... )

I thought that the curse involving wayward memories was rather mild, all things considering.  Of course, I might think differently if I had been affected, but I doubt I have any memories worth broadcasting.  I've certainly done my best to repress the most interesting ones!

As for the other curse--the truly unfortunate one--I would appreciate it ( Read more... )

Firstly, I'd like to announce that Leeloo is a goddess. Those cookies you brought over were absolutely heaven on a platter ( Read more... )

Addendum  [ooc: On a lifeboat, after the ship goes down.  The muse wants to ramble, but entry-spam is bad, yeah?]

If I know you, you happened to be on the ship, and you're still alive, I'd appreciate some sort of message.  It doesn't need to be a particularly impressive message, or well-composed...

There's something surreal about this entire ( Read more... )

Insofar as the little beasts running amok are concerned, try to stay calm.  They're easy enough to stun.  Be sure to have any bites cleaned thoroughly, just as a precaution, and I'd advise against keeping them as pets.  Although they appear relatively tame, their voracious appetites will undoubtedly eat you right out of house and home--or they ( Read more... )